My not-so-underground affair

I’ve absolutely no idea why is everybody more excited than me… =P

So somebody managed to crack the password to my entry in one try while I was sleeping last night, and happily went to break the good news to his besties.

Then his 1 x bestie told my 1 x bestie this morning: “While we basked in the joy of XXX & Huiping, blah blah blah blah”. So my bestie had 500 hundred ??? on his head, and asked me to “kindly explain”. I just merely came on msn and was gonna break the news to him, but his news broadcast reached him before I did.

Then I hurrily sms-ed Ruohui & Roomie, before they two kio me for not telling them.

Then Cai Ruibao msn-ed me to gossip about the certain somebody who’s blog is super scandalous… & apparently realize that the scandal has something gotta do with me…

Then in the late afternoon, my dear Ng An Qi sms-ed me to ask “Is there anything you want to tell me?”

Then when I went par tor-ing tonight, we bumped into Andy Phua, who happened to be par tor-ing as well. =P

Then apparently…  almost the whole world knows I’m attached to a certain tortise who can’t spell tortoise already… When I came online at 11+pm after I reached home, the WHOLE world msn-ed me to kio me for being 不够朋友/不够意思/got news never share.

So just in case there’s any other people whom already knows and have yet to come and kio me…. IT’S SIMPLY BECAUSE I HAVEN’T GOT THE CHANCE TO TELL YOU BEFORE YOU FOUND OUT YET!!! hahahaz…

Time to sleep before I wake up in 5 hours time to my favourite job!

I love my job!

I love having nothing to do for the whole day and I love not being able to use msn or surf net and I love having blisters from wearing heels and I love squeezing with people on the train at 6pm and I love sitting down the whole day and I love the freezing air-con and I love waking up at 6.30am everyday…

I LOVE MY JOB!

Protected: 我。。。

No date on NY’s eve

I learnt a lesson today, never have no plans on a new year’s eve, cause everybody that’s online as you will come and chat with you and ask you how come no dates, no plans blah blah blah…

Like I so poor thing like that.. =P

So my dear all time buddy the SO HOT NS PI was chatting with me, and wondering why I’m still single after so darn long… “QUICK GO FIND A DATE!!! blah blah blah needa intro or not blah blah blah…” I told him that I kinda like this guy, but I’m not sure if it will work out, so rather not take chances. Cos don’t wanna lose the friendship if things don’t turn out…

Then that uncle say “YOU ARE STILL SO YOUNG WHAT THE HELL YOU LOOKING FOR MARRIAGE AR?!?!?!” Zzzzzzzz

Not that… but I already got limited number of good platonic friends who are not as scandalous as my bestie already… Don’t increase death toll so fast… Right…

Then that uncle say “Then go date those guys that are not your friends lo” Siao ar… already say not friends liao, don’t know the person also don’t know what to talk about. + I’m not very into weird people who come and make friends with you out of nowhere (Yes the smart ones will know what I mean. LOL)

Then that uncle say “I think you are never gonna get attached or married.”

=(

Right… Remind me again why the heck did I not make some plans for NY’s eve and stayed at home to have this conversation… Hahahaz…

My sibei cool Big Sister

As my maternal cousin (aka Big Sister) was chatting with me on msn, I changed my msn pic from 1 xiaobai to another xiaobai. And she told me to quit showing the “stooooopid dog”. Upon understanding, I realized that coz she got a white bunny soft toy call Xiaobai as well. Zzzzz And she started bullying me.

Karen Chiew says (10:25 PM):
Big Sister has the permanent VISA to bully the small ones
it’s a package offer
my bunny cost $12 when I bought her
now on sale at toons
$9
but she got sooooo dirty after the burma trip that I sent her for dry cleaning
Karen Chiew says (10:26 PM):
and it cost $16.05
my husband said I must have failed my maths

She’s so gonna kill me when she see this is put up. =P

My New Year Resolution

Year 2008

On the last night of 2008, I thought it will be cool to list down the happenings throughout the year and reflect through them…

1. I failed my TP 1 time, 2 times, & 3 times. I realized I’m not as good as I always think I am in everything I do, I realized there are things that I can still not do well even if I tried my best. =(
2. I made a couple of good friends in the course from CPE207, no longer the lonely ping in school. =D
3. Through DNP, I realized there are alot of people out there who will offer me all their help just for meeeeeeeee!!!!!!!! *super duper extremely gan dong*
4. Suddenly it seems very fast, I’m left with 1.5 years as an undergraduate! Gone are the horrendous days! =D
5. MinorE brought a lot of self-strength and endurance to me. I don’t think it’s something that words alone can describe. You must taste it to feel it. =P
6. Stepping down from EXCO. It took me weeks thinking about every night before I finally decided to stun everybody. Still, I never regretted running for Functions, it was way fun, and if I were to go back to 17th Exco again, I will do it again! =D
7. I got into finals for marksman competition! Lol.. *impressed*
8. I went for my first palm reading!
9. I became a bridesmaid for my best pal & helped as a sound manager in another wedding!
10. Now that the poly guys are back in action from Army, we’re having more outings and gatherings, and kinda bring me back and more down to earth again. Seldom do I get to speak mouthful of hokkiens and “%^&*#$%^&*” before people giving me weird looks. Haha. & We are a super big bunch of stupid people. Hahahaha!
11. I realized I no longer have a concrete direction in life. Time to make changes man!
12. I cut my hair! Hahahaz.

Drama of the year

On our ride home after celebrating Dajie’s birthday, Ah mei was drinking a bottle of soft drink. She kept calling “Mummy mummy mummy mummy mummy mummy mummy (you got the idea)…” and talking and talking and mumbled “Ah mei Ah mei …. drink me ….. drink me, Ah mei .. drink me Ah mei…”

Erjie, while trying hard to understand what Ah mei wants from her intensive whining: “Drink you? You want Mummy to drink the water?”

So my Erjie took the bottle from her and drank it. When she was closed to finishing it, Ah mei said “MUMMY NOOOOOOO, don’t finish the water!!!!” So Erjie stopped, and returned the bottle to Ah mei, “I haven’t finish the water”.

Now holding the bottle, Ah mei said “Mummy drank me, Ah mei, Mummy drank me. MUMMY WHY YOU DRINK THE WATER? MUMMY WHY YOU DRINK THE WATER?!?!?! MUMMY WHY YOU MUMMY WHY YOU DRINK THE WATER? MUMMY WHY YOU DRINK THE WATER?!?!?!?! IS AH MEI’S WATER!!! MUMMY WHY YOU DRINK ME?!?!?!”, in her loudest scream-y whine-y voice.

Ee Ee: ………………….

Erjie: “…. It’s a xian jing.”

Apparently in the earlier scene, it was the bottle that was talking and not ah mei, and the bottle wanted ah mei to drink it up. Mummy mistaken that ah mei wants mummy to drink it up, and now the bottle + Ah mei is screaming at Mummy for drinking it up.

Ee Ee: “Must.send.her.to.drama.school.Got.talent.”

After reaching Ee Ee’s place, Ee Ee (also known as me) offered to throw the bottle.

Mummy: “Yes Please, this bottle is causing me distress in its talking.”

Hahahahhahhahhaa…

#1 Way of becoming famous overnight

In an attempt to remove personal information from the web, I did a wrong move and removed the “I’m Single” checkbox along with removing my HP num & birthday on Facebook. Next moment, I suspect all my 287 friends received an email saying that I’m no longer listed as single. Damn….

I FREAKING PASSED EVERYTHING!!!

Wah lao eh.. for taking 25 AUs this semester, and with super duper packed exam schedule, and I really really chui in theory and maths modules, I thought I was oh-so-going-to-da-bao this semester. =(

Then it turned out my ‘easiest’ module (Database) got D+, Maths (Fourier Transform & stuffs) got B- and Computer Networks for C+. Hahaha.. Xie Tian Xie Di… Must really thank Guan Yin Ma & God of Moderation.. hahahhaa… =P